According to some pompous jackass next to me in the pub, when one orders a Guinness in Ireland, one calls it “an Irish Priest”. While it’s possible, it just sounds like dumbfuckery to me, especially coming from the guy it was coming from. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender for an “irish priest” as though he were asking for a PBR. Then, when his setup worked and the bartender (who’s been a bartender for a very long time) asked what he meant, the tool told us all with a thick “I know something you don’t know” tone that “irish priest” means “Guinness.”

Here’s yet another sketch drawn in a bar.