Went to see Hancock tonight, and really liked it.

Partly inspired by the movie, and in part by The Superest, here’s “The Drunk.” He brings bad guys to their knees with nothing but his overpowering booze-and-b.o. stench, and can melt metal with his toxic liquor-breath. As an added bonus,  he can also ingest an entire pool of jet fuel and still hold himself partially upright enough to tell you a thing or two about life while pointing a fat finger in your face.